So this past week Ryan Church pops off on how he was jobbed by the Nats and that he's so much happier now that he's in NY. Without the Nats there would be no Ryan Church, but that's beside the point. The baseball gods must've decided that Church was being a dick as well as they got their revenge yesterday.
To be honest, the perfect scenario for me would be for someone else to take his pos. in spring training and then he never is able to battle his way back into the lineup. Then he can talk about how much he loves the bench in NY.